Cold Beer Drinker

G C Hey! Whiskey burns me up, wine turns my teeth all red. G C Tequila makes me loco, champagne hurts my head. F But let me tell ya I'm a real big fan, G of ice fishin' for them aluminum cans. C F I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger. G C G Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll. C F I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, G king of the grill and a short putt sinker, C I'm just a cold beer drinker. G C Monday through 5 o' clock Friday I'm a hard workin' man. G C Responsible, kinda dull, head-down, stick to the plan. F But all my buddies know me better than that, G get us all together and we start throwin' 'em back. C F I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger. G C G Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll. C F I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, G king of the grill and a short putt sinker, C I'm just a cold beer drinker. C I'm just a cold beer drinker. F C As far as I'm concerned, it's the All-American way. D G Twist the top off, just to cap off the day, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey. C F I'm just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger. G C G Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll. C F I'm a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger, G king of the grill and a short putt sinker, C I'm just a cold beer drinker. C I'm just a cold beer drinker. C I'm just a cold beer drinker. C I'm just a cold beer drinker.