Mine Turtle

N.C. Hello A G Mine turtle D Bm Mine turtle A G The mine turtle (hello) D Bm Mine turtle A G Mine turtle's on the road, llama whipping by D Bm Mine turtle's got a smile sweet as pie, flavored pie A G Skater kid tells a cop, "You can't tell me what to do" D Bm Watch out when mine turtle says "hello" to you (hello) A G Mine turtle D Bm Mine turtle A G The mine turtle (hello) D Bm Mine turtle (oh-woah-oh) A G Mine turtle's traveled 'round the world, from Cairo to Madrid D Bm Saw gun-to-lease potato and the "I Like Trains" kid A G Visited Desmond on the moon in his flying machine D Bm Fight the aliens (throw the cheese) A G A Stole an alien technology and built a time machine A G A Went back in time to 100 million BC A G A The caveman asked, "What kind of animal are you?" A E Technically, I'm a tortoise (I am a stegosaurus) A G Mine turtle D Bm Mine turtle (he is the, he is the) A G The mine turtle (hello) D Bm Mine turtle (oh-woah-oh) A E A E A G Listen up, we'll tell you where mine turtle came from D Bm In a petting zoo, one day there was a man named Tom A G He shouted, "Drunk Science" and he drank a cold one D Bm And soon he had made the world's first turtle bomb A G F#m The cops tried to stop him before he could explode F# F# E Look out, he's got a nose (wait, no he doesn't) A G Mine turtle D Bm Mine turtle A G The mine turtle (hello) D Bm Mine turtle A G Mine turtle (mine turtle) D Bm Mine turtle A G The mine turtle (mine turtle) D Bm Mine turtle A