Theres No Place Like Home

D G D I've got a little wife, she's the joy of my life, A D There's no place like home. D G D I've got a little house that I call my own, A D There's no place like home. G D I come home at night from a hard day's work, A D meet six or seven kids with their faces full of dirt, G D And they all go to sleep on the bosom of your shirt, A D There's no place like home. D G D Home, sweet sweet home, A D There's no place like home. D G D When the relatives come to visit you, A D There's no place like home. D G D They'll bring their trunks and stick like glue, A D There's no place like home. G D They'll take all the very best beds you've got, A D and you can sleep out in an old, cold cot, G D With a brother-in-law who's about half shot, A D There's no place like home. D G D When the baby cries out in the middle of the night, A D There's no place like home. D G D You'll search for medicine without any light, A D There's no place like home. G D You jump out the bed on an upturned tack, A D and fly down the stairs on the middle of your back, G D and your wife hollers out "Oh hurry up, Jack", A D There's no place like home. D G D Home, sweet sweet home, A D There's no place like home. G D With your wife's cold feet in the middle of your back, A D There's no place like home.