Bicycle Wreck

G C G D G C G D G G C I was goin round the mountain makin 90 miles an hour G D When the chain on my bicycle broke G C I was skint all over by the rocks and the gravel G D G And was punctured to death by the spokes G C Now you've heard of accidents on boats, motorcars and airplanes G D But the accident I had would take the cake G C My foot slipped off the pedal, and my shoe caught in the chain G D G Therefore I couldn't even hit the brake G C I was goin round the mountain makin 90 miles an hour G D When the chain on my bicycle broke G C I was skint all over by the rocks and the gravel G D G And was punctured to death by the spokes G C G D G C G D G G C I ain't kiddin I ain't jokin I'm just layin here a chokin G D Cause these handlesbars are sticking down my throat G C I've got the front wheel for a necktie, the back wheel for a belt G D G And I'm wearing the fender for a coat G C I was goin round the mountain makin 90 miles an hour G D When the chain on my bicycle broke G C I was skint all over by the rocks and the gravel G D G And was punctured to death by the spokes G C G D G C G D G