Everythings Going South

C C F C I know I’ve let myself go F C I’ve been living too fast when I should’ve been taking it slow F I’m a hot dog away from a heart attack C It’s time to get my life back on track G C Get a band together and get back out on the road F C I’ve been going out too often F C Staying up too late F C I’ve tried a little light exercising G But I just can’t shift the weight C So I’m sucking it up F Squeezing it in C F I don’t even want to look down C There’s some middle age spreading G And I know where it’s heading F C Everything’s going south G Going south C Going south G Going south F C Everything’s going south INSTRUMENTAL/SOLO: C Bb F C C C F C I know I’ve let myself go F C I’ve been letting things slide and I feel like it’s starting to show F When the spoon hits the bottom of the Häagen-Dazs C You can bet your cute little country ass G7 C There’s only one place that cookie dough’s going to go F C I keep thinking that I’m younger F C Than I really am F C I’m taking naps in the afternoon G Wherever and whenever I can C F I haven’t got time to have a good time C F I’ve gotta quit goofing around C There’s some middle age spreading G And I know where it’s heading F C Everything’s going south G Going south C Going south G Going south F C Everything’s going south C Bb F C C C Bb F C C F C Suddenly it hits you F C And that’s when you know F C That you’ve got more years behind you G Than you’ve got left to go C F It’s catching me up a little too quick C F I’ve gotta start slowing it down (down, down, down) Wooh C here’s some middle age spreading G And I know where it’s heading F C Everything’s going south\ C There’s some middle age spreading G And I know where it’s heading F Everything’s going C South