Im Not Laughing Anymore

Pattern Db Cm Bbm Bbm Db Cm Bbm Bbm Db Cm Bbm Bbm Ab Ab Ab Ab m'kay, so stop me if you've heard this Db Cm Bbm Bbm so this guy walks into a bar Db Cm Bbm Bbm and like this is just a regular divey bar, nothing special Db Cm Bbm Bbm and they see their therapist and the Ab Ab Ab Ab therapist is like 4 drinks in, drunk as f**k Db Cm Bbm Bbm the guy just got through some heavy shit you Db Cm Bbm Bbm know how it is so he goes to the bar, Db Cm Bbm Bbm and starts shouting at this therapist Ab Ab Ab Ab and this is what he says Db Cm Bbm Bbm I think I need some sleep Db Cm Bbm Bbm Oooo baby Db Cm Bbm Bbm Ab keep begging for something but it won't come cheap Db Cm Bbm Bbm I think I need release Db Cm Bbm Bbm ooo baby Db Cm Bbm Bbm I just pick up the pieces Ab 'til it feels like peace Db Cm Bbm Bbm cuz I'm hoping (hoping) Db Cm Bbm Bbm praying (praying) Db Cm Bbm Bbm that if I'm gonna stay (that if I'm gonna stay) Ab it'll be better better than before Db Cm Bbm Bbm but I'm worn out (worn out) Db Cm Bbm Bbm broken (broken) Db Cm Bbm Bbm and I feel like a joke Ab but I'm not laughing (laughing) laughing any more Db Cm Bbm Bbm So the therapist is kinda pissed off at this point, like she, Db Cm Bbm Bbm like this was her day off she's trying to drink to forget some serious Db Cm Bbm Bbm Ab Ab Ab Ab shit that she's going through so Db Cm Bbm Bbm she chugs the rest of her drink, and I mean chugs it, Db Cm Bbm Bbm slams the glass on the table, tips what she thought was a five Db Cm Bbm Bbm turns out it was a 20 and she doesn't discover this until the next morning Ab Ab Ab Ab that's not important, either way she say this to the man Db Cm Bbm Bbm The f**k I'm supposed to do? Db Cm Bbm Bbm ooo baby Db Cm Bbm Bbm Ab I know troubles are plenty cuz I got mine too Db Cm Bbm Bbm so if you're feeling dragged Db Cm Bbm Bbm ooo baby Db Cm Bbm Bbm Ab check with your insurance if they'll pay my tab Db Cm Bbm Bbm you been hopeless (hopeless) Db Cm Bbm Bbm lately (lately) Db Cm Bbm Bbm and if you're gonna stay Ab it'd be better (better) better to ignore Db Cm Bbm Bbm cuz I'm worn out (worn out) Db Cm Bbm Bbm broken (broken) Db Cm Bbm Bbm Ab and I feel like joke but I'm not laughing (laughing) laughing anymore Db Cm Bbm Bbm So the man, inconsolably weeping, feeling there really is nowhere else to turn Db Cm Bbm Bbm gets in his car drives wherever his manic little heart desires Db Cm Bbm Bbm and ends up at a bridge, overlooking the freeway Ab the cops that are called on him coerce him to climb off the railing Db Cm Bbm Bbm he's sent to the mental hospital and he's told he will stay there involuntarily Db Cm Bbm Bbm for a minimum of 2 weeks the next morning the therapist Db Cm Bbm Bbm wakes up with a splitting headache and no recollection of the night before Ab she waits in her office for him to stop by but he doesn't for reason unbeknownst to her N.C. he's charged 50 dollars for being a no show.