Ill Think Of A Reason Later

D G A A I heard he was gonna marry some girl from Denver D G A A Then my sister came over, had the Sunday paper with her Bm G There was the girl on the social page A D Lookin' in love and all engaged G G A We decided she don't take a very good picture G A D It may be my family's redneck nature G A D Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior G A D It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger G A A But I don't like her G A D She may be an angel who spends all winter G A D Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner G A D A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner G But I really hate her A D I'll think of a reason later D G A A D G A A I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker D G A A Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target Bm G I couldn't be happier on my own A D But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone G G A A And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it G A D It may be my family's redneck nature G A D Rubbin' off, bringin' out unlady-like behavior G A D It sure ain't Christian to judge a stranger G A A But I don't like her G A D She may be an angel who spends all winter G A D Bringin' the homeless blankets and dinner G A D A regular Nobel Peace Prize winner G But I really hate her A D I'll think of a reason later G A D G A D G A D G A G A D Inside her head may lay all the answers G A D For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer G A D Salt of the earth and a real good dancer G But I really hate her A D I'll think of a reason later D G A A (Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth D G A A Did I mention I don't particularly care for her? D G A A She makes me sick... D G A A