A Real Keeper

A A A5 A Am D C I wanna watch some Carpenter with you Am Fm And eat a pizza during the movie too C C I wanna see you sweat and hear you fart Am A C And treasure each and every fart very close to my heart Or maybe we should watch some Romero A Learn from the zombies how to take it slow G C While we chain-smoke through packs of cigarettes Am F G And never once mention the fact that our lives are a mess F Some girls like flowers C Some like Evil Dead D But a real keeper G Is the girl who’s always down for a nap G Am Maybe I’ll just rip off your clothes instead F And we’ll get dirty on my twin size mattress C Got time, I checked, the sun is not up yet Dm A F And then you promised me some eggs for breakfast G C