The Friendship Song

C C You and me Are two in the same E7 We both push until it breaks Am And if it's gonna cave, we're gonna give it Dm G7 All of our weight C No, we don't need no defense E7 Spoken out on our behalf Am If we're reprehensible Dm G7 Then we like it like that Dm G No, I don't have many friends C Am I only ever seem to f**k over them Dm G You're not like the rest of them C E7 You accept me for who I am Am G C And I don't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is C You and me We'd make a great team E7 In an apocalypse scenario Am Gotta know when to lead Dm G7 Gotta know when to lay back and follow C I know you wouldn't hesitate E7 To eat an arm, to save a leg Am You're a survivor like me Dm G7 And Goddammit I like that Dm G No, I don't have many friends C Am I only ever seem to f**k over them Dm G You're not like the rest of them C E7 You accept me for who I am Am G C And I don't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is C You and me Can be hard to take E7 We got alligator mouths and humming bird wings Am See ourselves out Dm G7 Always find a way back in C All alone it's not the same E7 But together we've got a really good thing Am Let's try not to f**k it up Dm G7 I'll always meet you halfway Dm G No, I don't have many friends C Am I only ever seem to f**k over them Dm G You're not like the rest of them C E7 You accept me for who I am C E7 Please forgive me for who I am Am G C And I won't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is Am G C And I don't judge you for it and that's what friendship is