I Hate Chicago Chords - Laura Jane Grace & the Devouring Mothers

Intro

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Verse

A I hate the city of Chicago D Man, this place feels like nowhere E And the traffic makes getting nowhere take that much longer D A I hate the Cubs, the Sox, the Blackhawks and the Bulls A I couldn't give a shit about the Pumpkins, Slint or Wilco D Learn to make a pizza you fucking jack-offs E Say hello back when someone says hello, you asshole! D E I hate O'Hare, I hate Midway, I can't stand Chicago!

Chorus

E Oh, the best part is leaving D A Cos maybe one day I'll never come back again E And If I die in this shithole D E Float my corpse down the Calumet E Cos I'd rather rot in Gary D Miller Beach may actually be paradise

Interlude

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Verse

A Alright. Christ, you caught me, this is actually just another divorce song D Maybe it's not all of Cook County's fault E But it feels like another dogshit day in Suck City D A Jesus Christ, could you assholes at least learn how to drive? A Yeah, f**k XRT and f**k Lollapalooza D You and all of your self-righteous hipster 'hoods can go to hell! E I especially hate Bridgeport cos that's where she lives D E For every reason that she loves it, I can't stand Chicago!

Chorus

E D A When I head north on Lake Shore Drive, I fly and I close my eyes E And I reach the magic point D E And I run for magic miles E D A When I head north on Lake Shore Drive, I fly and I close my eyes E And I reach the magic point D E And I run for magic miles

Outro

E A Lake Michigan becomes an ocean and I know somewhere beyond it is waiting, just for me E No matter how high you dickheads build it D You'll only ever be in Illinois A And that'll always be way too fucking close to Missouri!