Plastic Jesus

D D D I don't care if it rains or freezes G Long as I have my plastic Jesus D A Sitting on the dashboard of my car D It comes in colours pink and pleasant G Glows in the dark cos it's iridescent D A D Take it with you when you travel far G D Whoa oh whoa oh A D Whoa oh whoa oh G D Whoa oh whoa oh A D Whoa oh whoa oh D Get yourself a sweet Madonna G D A Dressed in rhinestones sitting on a pedastal of abalone shell D Goin' ninety I'm not scary G Cos I've got my Virgin Mary D A Assuring me I won't go to hell D I don't care if it rains or freezes G Long as I have my plastic Jesus D A Sitting on the dashboard of my car D It comes in colours pink and pleasant G Glows in the dark cos it's iridescent D A D Take it with you when you travel far D A D Take it with you when you travel far