My Best Friends Grandma

C#5 C#5/C So you're my best friend's grandma, A#m7 but I want you to be my girlfriend, C#5/C want you to be my girlfriend. C#5 C#5/C So you're 75 years old, A#m7 and your skin is dry and cold, C#5/C and she wraps her legs around me, C#5 is this what heaven feels like? C#5 C#5/C 2x C#5 C#5/C So im fucking my best friends grandma, A#m7 and things have never been so right. C#5/C As she takes out her plastic dentures, C#5 I'm gonna turn out all the lights C#5 C#5/C 2x C#5 C#5/C So im fucking my best friends grandma, A#m7 till she had a stroke and she died, C#5/C but if everythin goes as planned, C#5 I'll be fuckin' his gramps by tonight.