Staple Gun

verses- B, F#, G ska bridge G, C, D There was a guy called John He found a staple gun He thought it was a phone And now he has no ear His family thought he was dumb His mum said 'Oh dear John that's a bloody staple gun' I now fear for your ear The hospital surgeon said she was gonna amputate John's head The left side of it that is the surgeon's name was Liz 'Your'e really stupid John That's a bloody staple gun She cut off poor John's ear And now he can't really sort of properly hear