Jesus Was A Trans Girl Chords - Kitty Prozac

Intro

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Verse 1

A B D Jesus was a trans girl, this I know A E D For the holy bible tells me so A B D She had such long hair and a great big beard A E D And everyone around her thought that she was weird A B D Yeah, Jesus was a communist, this I believe A E D Because of the wisdom that I did receive A B D She was popping up bread everywhere she went A E D And people believed she was heaven-sent

Pre chorus

E B C# E Far from it! Maybe she was just really clever B C# D F# E Or maybe she'll come back, I say better late than never!

Solo

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Verse 2

A B D Jesus was a feminist, which should be no surprise A E D She said "If you can't stop staring, better pluck out your eyes" A B D "Blessed are the peacemakers," she also said A E D 'Cause if you live by the sword you’ll fuckin' wind up dead! A B D Jesus loved degenerates, on this hill I'll die A E D All the trannies and queers were the apple of her eye A B D And to all of us she promised now, it won't be too long A E D Until the last shall be first and the weak shall be strong

Chorus

D E A F# And none shall be afraid! D E A F# And none shall be afraid! D E A And none shall be afraid! Bass A

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Verse 3

A B D To all you bible thumping bastards waving red, white, and blue A E D You better get with the program, thought you already knew A B D That your Jesus was brown, yeah, your Jesus was a Jew A E D And she hated imperialistic motherfuckers like you A B D She said a rich man couldn't get to heaven if he tried A E D Might as well shove a camel through a needle's eye A B D And if he doesn't like that he can give away all of his shit A E D 'Cause money doesn't matter when the worlds gonna split

Pre chorus

D A E Jesus loved the people who were hit and seen as broken A D E And you would love them to if you believed a single word she'd spoken (spoken)

Solo

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Verse 4

A B D Jesus was a trans girl, this I know A E D For the holy bible tells me so A B D She had such long hair and a great big beard A E D And everyone around her thought that she was weird A B D Jesus loved degenerates, on this hill I'll die A E D All the trannies and queers were the apple of her eye A B D And to all of us she promised now, it won't be too long A E D Until the last shall be first and the weak shall be strong

Chorus