Im Going Out With An Eighty Year Old Millionaire

A D E A A D E A E D A He buys me movies and I am the star E D A He sends me to work in a black shiny car B E The girls in the chorus are jealous as hell B E But I find it pays when you kiss and you tell A D E A So I jetset around from one place to another A D E A With lots of young geezers he thinks are my brothers B Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care E D E A 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire D E A A D E A E D A The friends I once knew are a thing of the past E D A I can't stop to talk 'cos I'm moving too fast B E I go to the shops with a chauffeur sometimes B E He waits in the car 'cos it saves on the fines A D E A Well you might think that when he's so rich that seems funny A D E A But he got that way 'cos he's careful with money B Zsa Zsa's quite gaga but I don't care E D E A 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire D E A A D E A B E He won't last much longer if he keeps drinking gin B E I filled up the bottle that's marked medicine C# F# He says that he'll leave all his empire to me C# F# And sitting on top is the best place to be B E F# B So don't get impatient now boys you must wait B E F# B We'll all have such fun when I own the estate C# Britt's got her toy boys but I don't care F# E F# B 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire E F# B B E F# B C# F# C# F# B E C# B Reporters all ask me if I'd ever switch B E C# B But I'd never leave him 'cos he's far too rich C# You might want to punch me but you won't dare F# E F# B 'Cos I'm going out with an 80 year old millionaire E F# B B E F# B B E There's just one thing better than an old millionaire F# B That's a young millionairess and I'm almost there