Alphabutt

G a is for apple C b is for butt G c is for cat butt D d is for dodo G e is for elephant dodo C f is for fart G g is for gorilla fart D h is for huge gorilla fart G i is for eyeball C j is for jammies G k is for kid fart D l is loud and long farts G m is for monkey butt C n is for saying night night G to Neko at nap time D o is for oh G p is for panda C peeing and pooping G in her potty D while papa plays peek-a-boo G q is for Queburt C r is for robotic G monkeys that are going D to take over the world G s is for stinky C t is for turd G u is uh-oh D v is for flying v G w is for we we C xexactamondo G y is for yucky D yummy and you G and z is C for farts D that smell G like the zoo