Lager And Ale

A Late weekend night I'm at the Bojar Grill G D A I got decisions to be made between lager and ale A When through the kitchen door come the dancing girl G D A Then everything on the menu mattered C D A Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head C D Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew A I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob A 'cause I'm ready, willing and able A Yes I'm ready, willing and able Guitar Solo C D A C D A etc ... behind the solo C D A Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head C D Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew A I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob A 'cause I'm ready, willing and able A Yes I'm ready, willing and able A Over to the jukebox I staggered G D A For a love song to scatter my body before her A Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains G D A I started humming "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" C D A Oh Oh Oh ... the thoughts in my head C D Oh Oh Oh ... if she knew A I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob A 'cause I'm ready, willing and able A Yes I'm ready, willing and able (SPOKEN WORD) ... stay on a muted A I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab baby Off to the hotel we'll wallow A 'cause I'm ready, willing and able A Yes I'm ready, willing and able ... FADES OUT WITH "CAUSE/YES I'M READY, WILLING AND ABLE" 5x