Little Sister Song

Spoken Intro Hi, honey, it's Mommy and Daddy. We're just ... we just wanna know how you are today, okay? Bye, babe A Piper takes the train to school A With a mirror and her chapstick in hand A She used to be a plain Jane A But now she looks like Marilyn E Bleach running down the sink E What would your mother think? A Piper takes the train A Mary puts her lipstick on A She's praying for a midnight kiss A With a mouth full of braces and a witty tongue A Well she knows she'll be hard to miss E Dressing up in those clothes E Like you got somewhere to go D Don't cause trouble A E Don't go picking fights D You know you're too cute to rumble A E Won't you come home with me tonight? D She's got a sweet disposition A C# F#m She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl D A E She'll be better off without you D A E Careful who you run your mouth to D A E You can't do her any favors A D A She's doing fine N.C. 2, 3, 4! Guitar Solo A E D Don't cause trouble A E Don't go picking fights D You know you're too cute to rumble A E Won't you come home with me tonight? D She's got a sweet disposition A C# F#m She walks like a woman and talks like a little girl D A E She'll be better off without you D A E Careful who you run your mouth to D A E She'll be better off without you D A E Careful who you run your mouth to D A E You can't do her any favors A D A She's doing fine