Lowlife Living The Highlife

D D D D 3x D I got my Cat Scratch Fever eight-track D My best friend's in a gun rack D D I'm a lowlife D I owe everybody money D I think racist jokes are funny D D I'm a lowlife G I got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth G I'm makin' time, I'm goin' out A A With your wife N.C. Cause I'm a G D G Lowlife D G D G I'm a lowlife D D I got kids I've never seen D And their momma's seventeen D G I'm a lowlife D D I take strippers out to breakfast D You can add that to my checklist D G I'm a lowlife D G Ahh, the landlord called the rent is due G I spent it all on a KISS tattoo A D A I Rock 'n Roll all night G D G Cause I'm a lowlife D G D G I'm a lowlife D G D G Yeah, I'm a lowlife D G D G D Living the high life D D D G D D D D G D D A A D I'm watchin' porno on the TV D Ponderin' why she ever leaves me D G I'm a lowlife D D The object of my affection D Asked the police for protection D G I'm a lowlife D G The romance is gone, I'm doing fine G Me and your mom had a real good time A D A Just last night D D D D D D D D N.C. Cause I'm a G D G Lowlife D G D G I'm a lowlife D I make black music N.C. For the white man N.C. Keep cocaine upon my nightstand N.C. D G I'm a Lowlife D D Ain't never hung out in the Catskills G D But I've been to jail in Nashville D D I'm a lowlife G I've got a dirty mind, a gutter mouth G For making time, I'm going out A With your wife A Yeah, yeah, yeah N.C. Hey N.C. I'm a G D G Lowlife D G D G I'm a lowlife D G D G Yeah, I'm a lowlife D G D Living the high life G D G D G Lowlife (oh yeah, oh yeah) G D G D Lowlife (low, low, low) G D G D Lowlife (low, lowlife) G D G D Lowlife (lowlife, lowlife)