I Hope You Never Fall In Love Again

N.C. I hope you never fall in love again, N.C. I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo, N.C. I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone, N.C. Your so low, oh no. D I hope you never fall in love again. D Yea, I hope you swipe right, D And you meet a nice guy, Bm And you tell all your friend’s that he’s got nice eyes, G And he, likes the same kinda music as you, A But how can someone like the Beatles less than Blink-182, D Bm I hope you spend six hours straight getting ready for a date, G But he turns up late, in his mummy estate, G Oh no, it’s going downhill, A And now he wants to split. D I hope you never fall in love again, Bm I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo, G I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone, A You’re so low, oh no, D I hope you never fall in love again, Bm I hope that every guy you meet is a loser, G I hope they meet your best friend and they chose her, G So 1, 2, A F**k you! D I hope you never fall in love again, D I hope you get stuck in the talking stage, A Bm With a bunch of guys, who are twice your age, A G Bm A But earn half the pay, and forget your name, N.C. (It’s Sarah, you fucking arsehole), D I hope you have bad dates, and heartbreaks, A Bm A Staying up, too late on weekdays, thinkin’ bout, G Bm A Everything we had that you threw away. D I hope you never fall in love again, Bm I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo, G I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone, A You’re so low, oh no, D I hope you never fall in love again, Bm I hope that every guy you meet is a loser, G I hope they meet your best friend and they chose her, G So 1, 2, A F**k you! D I hope you never fall in love again. Bm I hope that every guy you meet is a weirdo, G I hope you never make it out of the friend’s zone, A You’re so low, oh no, D I hope you never fall in love again, Bm I hope that every guy you meet is a loser, G I hope they meet your best friend and they chose her, G So 1, 2, A F**k you! D I hope you never fall in love again.