I Like Myself Most Of The Time

G C Em Everybody wants to be the girl G C Em D Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful G C Em G Everybody wants to rule the world, or the room at least G B Em C And assume that they'll be the one with a crowded funeral G C Em Everybody wants to have the time G C Em D G Everybody wants to count their calories, and money, and their likes C Em D Baby, my job is just to rhyme, and I'm fine with that G B Em Don't concern myself with all of the lives I might've had G C Em I don't think I'm too fat, or too skinny for that matter G C Em D I see photos of vacations and I know they're faking laughter G C Em It's a trip, you only got one shot, let'er rip G C Em Am Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha) G C Em D I like myself most of the time G C Em D Is that a crime? Is that a crime? G C Em D I like myself most of the time G C Em D Is that a crime? Is that a crime? G C Em Even planet Earth took seven days G C Em D G Even if it looks real, you can fake it in a million different ways C Em D Nobody chose to have their face, but you're stuck with it G B Em So rather than counting my curses, I try to stay positive G C Em I don't think I'm perfect, but I got some things together G C Em D I see photos of proposals that I know are empty gestures G C Em Get a grip, you only got one shot, let'er rip G C Em Am Take a dip, have a smoke, try to laugh at the jokes (Ha) G C Em D I like myself most of the time G C Em D Is that a crime? Is that a crime? G C Em D I like myself most of the time G C Em D Is that a crime? Is that a crime? G C Em D Is that a crime? (Ha) G C Em D Is that a crime? G C Em D Is that a crime? (Ha) G C Em D Is that a crime? G C Em Am I don't like myself some of the time G C Em Am No, I don't like myself some of the time G C Em Am Cause I f**k up a lot and fall behind G C Em Am No, I don't like myself some of the time G C Em D When I write songs and tell myself it's art G C Em D And I drink alcohol til I see stars G C Em D When I isolate myself til I'm too proud to ask for help G C Em Am When life gets hard, cause life gets hard G C Em D I like myself most of the time G C Em D Is that a crime? Is that a crime? G C Em D I like myself most of the time G C Em D Is that a crime? Is that a crime? G C Em D Is that a crime? (Ha) G C Em D Is that a crime? G C Em D Is that a crime? (Ha) G C Em D Is that a crime?