Don't Touch My Willie

G She showed up at my house at half past nine C With a low cut dress and a bottle of wine D G She said this'd be a night you won't forget She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood C I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes D G She pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said' C G Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well D G Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else C G I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy C D G Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' G She said she never met a man like me in her life C Who wouldn't share his Willie on the very first night D G I said it's nothin' personal don't take it so hard I don't pull out my Willie for just anyone C There's a lot of other records that you can choose from D G So let me make myself clear before you go to far' repeat C G Don't touch my Willie, I don't know you that well D G Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or'anybody else C G I don't know what you heard I ain't that kinda' guy C D G Yeah so don't touch my Willie, we'll get along just fine' C D G Keep your hands off my Willie, we'll get along just fine'