Rocks Instead Of Rice

F C Am G C x 2 C Am F G C Am F G Long white Limousine pulls up to the church C Am F G C Am F G A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse C Am F G C Am F G I didn't get an invit- ation but I'm here any- way C Am F G C And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day F Am G Well, it might not be too Christian of me F Am G And it might not be too nice F G C But I wish we were all just standing around Am G C Throwing rocks in- stead of rice C Am F G C Am F G Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke C Am F G C Am F G Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks C Am F G C Am F G If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair C Am F And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better G C In the you know where F Am G Well, it might not be too Christian of me F Am G And it might not be too nice F G C But I wish we were all just standing around Am G C Throwing rocks in- stead of rice F C Am G C Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na F C Am G C Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na Am G F Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere Am G D Place your bets, my money's on less than a year F Am G Well, it might not be too Christian of me F Am G And it might not be too nice F G C But I wish we were all just standing around Am G C Throwing rocks in- stead of rice F G C Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around Am G C Throwing rocks in- stead of rice, F C Am G C Hey, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na F C Am G C Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na