I Want My Rib Back

G Now the Bible tells a story about Adam's rib C How the Lord made a woman for companionship G D7 The first thing she did was take a bite of that forbidden fruit G I guess we'll be payin' till the end of time C At least that's how it is with that woman of mine G D7 G Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back C Now this is wrong and baby that ain't right G I'm workin', tryin' to please that woman day and night C D7 She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can G Hey, she's gotta change or honey, I'm gonna leave C I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me G D7 G Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back G There's been a hole in my wallet and a pain in my side C Ever since I made that girl my blushin' bride G D7 Her daddy calls her angel and her momma calls us three times a night G Her cousin's on my sofa, her sister's got my car C Her brothers drink my liquor like my house was a bar G D7 G Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back C This is wrong and baby that ain't right G I'm workin', tryin' to please that woman day and night C D7 She's never satisfied although I try to do the best that I can G Hey, she's gotta change or honey, I'm gonna leave C I won't let evolution make a monkey out of me G D7 G Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back G D7 G Oh Lord, I think I want my rib back