I Hate Your Band

D G D G My friend said when I moved to London D G Good luck, 'cause now you've got it made D G There's things to see and people to do D G And plenty of music to be played D G So I went out and I found the pub D G And went in with money in my hand D G Five minutes I'm back on the street D G And I fucking hate your band D G D G You and your friends are all in bands D G And you all look and sound the same D G You could all swap members, you could all swap songs D G And no one knows your bass player's name D G You think it's so cool to go busking in the street D G Yeah they're shit but you should see 'em live D G You'd like to go on tour, but where you're not sure D G 'Cause you're not known outside the M25 D G I hate your band D G I hate your band D G Black leather jacket, black sunglasses D G I bet you think you look cool D G No one's at the shows, that's the way it goes D G When all of your fans are still at school D G Once in a while you could smile on stage D G The world really won't end D G Maybe try taking off your skinny tie D G And start a new trend. D G I hate your band D G I hate your band D G Once in a while you could try something new (I hate your band) D G Like maybe try a new chord (I hate your band) D G You see those people, standing over there (I hate your band) D G There's a reason they look so fucking bored (I hate your band) D G I hate your band D G I hate your band D G Razorlight, The Kooks D G White Lies, Bloc Party D G Scouting for Girls, The Cribs D G Dog Park, The Enemy D G Dirty Pretty Things, Electric Soft Parade D G The Fratellis, The Kaiser Chiefs D G The Maccabees, The Pigeon Detectives D G The Editors, The Ting Tings D G The View D G D G If you're just ripping off U2 D G If you're just ripping off The Arcade Fire D G If you're just ripping off The Jesus and Mary Chain D G I hate your band D G I hate your band D G I hate your band N.C. And Muse