Dog Beers

NONE Em G At the bar I had twelve, drove home like an idiot D Yeah I swore that I was sober Em G Woke up what the hell happened last night D As soon as I rolled over Em G D My phone was blowin' up like a bomb in Vietnam Em G D Son of a bitch I didn't mean to send them pics to my mom, but C G In dog beers I had two D Em D Feelin' like Doge, went straight to the moon C G Soarin' on a Coors Lite high D Em D Em Watchin' that neon shine with blood C On my knuckles fourteen is a couple G D Em C G When you do the math and put that tap draft in dog beers D Em C G D Put that shit in dog beers Em G D My bird dog lived to be sixty-three, in reality he was nine Em That is why I drink more than I can count G D Walk right out of the bar just fine, f**k it! Em Age is just a number, drinks are just a number G D Em Blacked out drunk, who the f**k does this number belong to? G Who did I make that last call to? D All I knew was C G In dog beers I had two D Em D Feelin' like Doge, went straight to the moon C G Soarin' on a Coors Lite high D Em D Em Watchin' that neon shine with blood C On my knuckles fourteen is a couple G D Em C G When you do the math and put that tap draft in dog beers D Em C G D Put that shit in dog beers C Take those bottles, them cans, that keg Bm Em That bottom barrel draft and toss 'em all in C Coors Lite, Bud Lite, Nickle Oak too Bm Em Gettin' shit faced with my redneck crew C G In dog beers I had two D Em D Feelin' like Doge, went straight to the moon C G Soarin' on a Coors Lite high D Em D Em Watchin' that neon shine with blood C On my knuckles fourteen is a couple G D Em When you do the math and put that tap draft in dog beers