The Ballad Of Weldon Chan

Am Am There was an enterprising man, who lived in old Hong Kong G G He though he'd move to Canada, and that's where he went wrong Am C He falsified a statment, and that's were the fuss began Em E Am Now he's and outlaw, that wicked Weldon Chan Am Oh Weldon Chan, where are you hiding G Weldon Chan, where are you hiding Am Weldon Chan, where are you hiding E Don't you know the Mounties always get there man! Am Did he sumgle main land opium, did he import bags of rice G Did her bribe a nice young lawyer, did he run a den fo vice Am C Did he play a crooked Maj Jong game, or cheat at while Van Tan Em E Am No he falisefied a statement that evil Weldon Chan Am Oh Weldon Chan, where are you hiding G Weldon Chan, where are you hiding Am Weldon Chan, where are you hiding E Don't you know the Mounties always get there man! Am Oh, mommy, mommy, mommy dear our home is imcomplete G Why must you run this grocery store way out on fraiser street Am C Oh Weldon dear you must come home and face it like a man Em E Am "I've never known such peace" says the cunning Weldon Chan Am Oh Weldon Chan, where are you hiding G Weldon Chan, where are you hiding Am Weldon Chan, where are you hiding E Don't you know the Mounties always get there man! Am They've look for him in Newfounland, , and in the Yukon too. G They'er searching in Nanamio and up in Cariboo Am C I hear they're going to Frisco next, and afterwards Japan. Em E Am If it takes a century, they'll find you Weldon Chan Am Oh Weldon Chan, where are you hiding G Weldon Chan, where are you hiding Am Weldon Chan, where are you hiding E Don't you know the Mounties always get there man! Am So listen all you immigrants, don't do it on the sly G Be sure to check with Interpol, or maybe FBI Am C Be nice to Ellen Fairclough, and make sure there is no ban Em E Am Or else you'll end up hiding like poor old Weldon Chan Am Oh Weldon Chan, where are you hiding G Weldon Chan, where are you hiding Am Weldon Chan, where are you hiding E Don't you know the Mounties always get there man!