Sober As A Drunk

G C I don't think about you baby, I don't really miss you at all G C I don't sit back and wonder if or if it isn't my fault, no G I don't lie awake at night rewindin' your goodbyes C Come to think about it, I'm better off G I'm as sober as a drunk C I'm as high as rock bottom Em D C Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in G My mind is clear as a cloud C I'm as happy as a teardrop Em D C Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love G C I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh G C If I called you 12 times last night, it was an accident G C I was really tryna hit the next number on my favorites list Em D C I didn't buy a bunch of shots for your friends and talk a lot about how I want you back again G I'm as sober as a drunk C I'm as high as rock bottom Em D C Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in G My mind is clear as a cloud C I'm as happy as a teardrop Em D C Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love G C I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh G I'm as sober as a drunk C I'm as high as rock bottom Em D C Free as a man with his hands handcuffed to the bar hopin' you walk in G My mind is clear as a cloud C I'm as happy as a teardrop Em D C Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love Em D C Rollin' off my cheek into my drink whenever I think about you and somebody new in love G C I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh G C I'm as sober as a drunk, whoa oh oh G C I don't think about you baby, I don't really miss you at all