The Terrifying Truth About Getting Too Old

C She's pretty good today F C The mousy the nurse whispers C G C Judge Judy's voice, it crawls down the hall C Grandma calls me Paul F C Paul was her baby C G C And I go along so she don't get confused F C Cause when grandpa went to heaven G C Grandma started slipping F C G C The kids sold the house to put her in a home F C She's already in the dark G C That old bird will never know F C G C F C G C The terrifying truth about getting too old C Now christmas brings joy F C If only temporary C G C The real uncle Paul hauls up all the way from Georgia C All he talks about is trafic F C And a particular Martini C G C He was a real momma's boy til it came time to pay F C Cause when grandpa went to heaven G C Grandma started slipping F C G C The kids sold the house to put her in a home F C The guns and the good silver G C Were the first things to go F C G C F C G C That's the terrifying truth about getting too old C Now she steamrolled downhill F C Faster than we all imagined C G C We put her in the ground early spring C And I've heard of this before F C But I'd never seen it happen C G C I guess she couldn't handle the waiting game F C Cause when grandpa went to heaven G C Grandma went to heaven F C G C The kids sold the house to cover the stone F C She's somewhere now better G C Don't believe what you are told F C G C F C G C The terrifying truth about getting too old F C G C F C G C Oh the terrifying truth about getting too old