Record Collection Mark Ronson Cover

C#m I take too long to answer telephones F#m I take too long to type my name and record messages A Eb But my handwriting is excellent G# C#m In fact it's second to none, none C#m I just got in from somewhere really good F#m They offered me the part of Bono and a speaking role A Eb With all the merchandice and sunglasses G# C#m I could ever need, need C#m I drive round cities in a chariot F#m I get preferential treatment at the Marriot A Eb G# A But if the truth be told I'm naked under all these clothes E B F# I tell you what it is on my mind, ohhh A E B F# I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh A E B F# I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh A Eb G# And I'll do anything it takes just to get there C#m My brain is buzzing and the room is strange F#m Like that scene in trading places at the stock exchange A Eb I made a million over night in '87 G# C#m Now I'm living in my parking space, parking space C#m My teeth are bright and my hair is clean F#m I wear Paco Rabanne like I was Charlie Sheen A Eb G# A But in the rain we all look wet and in the snow we all look cold E B F# I tell you what it is on my mind, ohhh A E B F# I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh A E B F# I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh A Eb G# And I'll do anything it takes just to get there C#m C#m I'm not as clever as I thought I was F#m It got pointed out to me as I was tying the knot A Eb G# C#m And all I want to know is how I got so far down, down C#m I'm not as lucky as I thought I was F#m My luck ran out the other day as I was crossing the road A Eb Who would have thought a truck like that G# A Could have caused so much harm? E B F# I tell you what it is on my mind, ohhh A E B F# I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh A E B F# I only want to be in your record collection ohh, ohhh A Eb G# And I'll do anything it takes just to get there