A Lot To Drink About

C C/G C Up on the East side of Manhattan, F C They're still dancing with the stars. F C While over in sub prime city, G It's getting angry in the local bars F C Watching the news only gives me the blues G Am There's too much goin' wrong. F C It takes the likes of me to hit the reboot key G C and write a high speed drinking song. C Millionaires losing everything. F C Hey, welcome to the other side of life! F C There goes the yacht, there goes the Rolls, D G But, you get to keep your wife! F C And don't forget the automakers G Am swimming up stream like a trout. F They let the shi* hit the fan C and then they made a plan G C We've got a lot to drink about. F It's the price of oil, C the war of the spoils. G Am Where's your bucket for the big bailout? F C Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, G C We've got a lot to drink about. F C G C C Now, Madoff made off with all the money. F C Now his clients are down to skunk weed. F C Repeat after me, it's so easy to see G We're only talking simple greed. F C And those Somalian pirates are countin' all the gold. G Am While Bush and Cheney ain't around F C and all the good lookers seem to be Czech hookers G C from Key West to London town. F It's the price of oil, C the war of the spoils. G Am Where's your bucket for the big bailout? F C Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, G C We've got a lot to drink about. F C G C F C G C A# Bb F So pour me some Tennessee whiskey, A# Bb F pour me a fine Jamaican rum. A# Bb F That loud mouth soup gets me kind of looped D G Tequila, of course I'll have some! C Now the family devalues F C and little children count their net worth F C and the truth wherever it's hidin', G can't be found on Google Earth. F C Citibank's buying jets with our money. G Am I wanna flog ‘em with a buggy whip. F C I hope Obama and Joe won't let the volcano blow G C and patch the hole in our sinkin' ship. F It's the price of oil, C the war of the spoils. G Am Where's your bucket for the big bailout? F C Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, G C We've got a lot to drink about. F C Recession, Depression, the question good God G Am CNN keeps bummin' me out. F C I can't take another dooms day moment. G We got a lot to drink, a lot to think, C a lot to drink about.