If I Had Wings Chords - Jon Lajoie

Chords

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C Cmaj7 If I had wings I'd fly away from here F C But wherever I land the people would think that I was weird G They'd be like why do you have wings, C did your mom have s*x with a bird or something C Cmaj7 If I had one wish I'd wish for a thousand more F C But that'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to think some more G Then I'd wish for all the supermans powers So I could fly C See through all good looking girls taking showers C If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart F C Cause I'm not a really organized person and I'm not all that smart G I'd just sitting 'round smoking weed all day C And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyway?" C7 I'd be high as f**k F C And if I could ask god one question Cmaj7 F I'd ask him what's the meaning of life F And he'd probably answer I could tell you F But then I'm gonna have to k**l you C Cmaj7 F And I just say nevermind F I'm not that curious G So please don't tell me and please don't k**l me C Cmaj7 If I had a million dollars how would I spend them F C I think giving it to the poor, but then I'd say f**k that shit G And I'd go buy a really expensive pimped up ride And be like Yo bitch check out the ribs on my ride C Get in the backseat and I f**k you from behind C Cmaj7 If I had wings I fly high in sky G But I would be a weird looking half-bird guy C F A regular everyday half-bird guy