Alone In The Universe

_ _ E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5… _ _ E A Floating in space at the edge of time E A In a universe that we can’t define E A Billions of stars in the endless night E A Tryin to find purpose for our lives E A Yet we still take the time (still take the time) E A – A5… Yes, we always take the time… _ _ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… E5 A5 To milk the snake E5 A5 Girls do the taco handshake E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 A5 E5 I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage… tonight. _ _ E A Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German E A Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman E A We all take matters into our own hands E A With the five finger army we invade our pants E A We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time) E A – A5 If it was a crime… _ _ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate… ah-ooh-ohh… E5 A5 To pull the handbrake E5 A5 To play vagina DJ E5 A5 She’s gonna play cuntry on the clitar… tonight _ _ E A E B (2x) _Final _ E5 A5 E5 B5 He burps his baby, she’s putting on a puppet show E5 A5 E5 B5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo E5 A5 E5 B5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe 2 hours later E5 A5 E5 B5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo A B E I’m gonna play ball on team Penis… tonight