No Mas Cervesa

C F F C Well how did I wind up down here in Mexico? F wearin' this serapi and this old sombrero Bb Am Gm and who are all these strangers callin' me amigo? C Where'd I leave my pickup truck and where'd my paycheck go? F C Oh, the last thing I remember I was in El Paso F she was saying adios I've got to go Bb Am Gm and I was begging Baby please I love you so C then what happened after that, well god only knows F C Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink F me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think Bb Am Gm I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore C F no mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor C F F C My clothes smell like nachos and Dos Equis beer F this softie mariachi's pounding in my ear Bb Am Gm I still can't figure out just what I'm doing here C I wish could make myself just up and disappear F C Oh, the place is really packed and it's a lively crowd F it ain't as big as Billy Bob's but it sure is loud Bb Am Gm the waitress ain't real pretty but she's well endowed C she says we got engaged last night and shouldn't I be proud F C Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink F me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think Bb Am Gm I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore C F no mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor Bb Mi corazón está roto, my poor heart is broken F I've gone loco and I'm on the verge of tears Bb I don't want no margaritas, no brown eyed senoritas Gm C and I sure as hell don't need another beer F C Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink F me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think Bb Am Gm I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore C F no mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor   F C Oh no mas cerveza, I've had too much to drink F me duele la cabeza, my head hurts and I can't think Bb Am Gm I'll never drink her off my mind, don't pour me anymore C F no mas cerveza, muchas gracias senor C C Bb Am Gm F F No mas cerveza mucho gracias senor