Michael In The Bathroom

A9 B A9 B I am hanging in the bathroom A9 B C#m At the biggest party of the fall A9 B A9 B I could stay right here or disappear A9 B And nobody'd even notice at all A9 B A9 B A9 B A9 B I'm a creeper in a bathroom A9 B C#m 'Cause my buddy kinda left me alone A9 B A9 B But I'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly A9 B E Or pretend to check a text on my phone Abm B Everything felt fine when I was half of a pair Abm A B7 Now through no fault of mine, there's no other half there Now I'm just E B Michael in the bathroom C#m A9 E Michael in the bathroom, at a party C11 B Forget how long it's been E B I'm just Michael in the bathroom C#m A9 Abm Michael in the bathroom at a party C11 Badd9 No you can't come in! A B I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave C#m F#7 And picking at grout as I softly grieve E Ab I'm just Michael who you don't know C#m F#7 Michael flyin' solo A9 B Michael in the bathroom by himself A9 B A9 B All by himself A9 B A9 B A9 B A9 B I am hiding, but he's out there A9 B C#m Just ignoring all our history A9 B A9 B Memories get erased, and I'll get replaced A9 B E With a newer, cooler version of me Abm B And I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through the door I wanna dance with somebody! Abm And my feelings sink, 'cause it makes me think: A B7 Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore! Now it's just E B Michael in the bathroom C#m A9 E Michael in the bathroom, at a party C11 B I half regret the beers E B Michael in the bathroom C#m A9 Abm Michael in the bathroom at a party C11 Badd9 As I choke back the tears A B I'll wait as long as I need, until my face is dry C#m F#7 Or I'll just blame it on weed, or something in my eye! E Ab I'm just Michael who you don't know C#m F#7 Michael flyin' solo A9 B Michael in the bathroom by himself A9 B Knock, knock, knock, knock A9 B They're gonna start to shout soon A9 B Knock, knock, knock, knock A9 B Oh hell yeah, I'll be out soon Bb C Knock, knock, knock, knock Bb C It sucks he left me here alone- Bb C Knock, knock, knock, knock Bb C Here in this teenage battle zone- C D Clang, clang, clang, clang C D I feel the pressure blowing up- C D Bang, bang, bang, bang C D My big mistake was showing up- C# D# Splash, splash, splash, splash C# D# I throw some water in my face C#m And I am in a better place F#7 I go to open up the door A9 B But I can't hear knocking Anymore A9 B A9 B Abm And I can't help but yearn B For a different time Abm And then I look in the mirror And the present is clearer A B7 And there's no denying, I'm just- E B C#m A9 E At a party C11 B Is there a sadder sight than- E B *hums* C#m A9 Abm Michael in the bathroom at a party C11 Badd9 This is a heinous night A B I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable porn C#m Or wish I offed myself instead F#7 Wish I was never born! E Ab I'm just Michael who's a loner C#m F#7 So he must be a stoner E Ab Rides a PT Cruiser C#m F#7 God he's such a loser E Ab Michael flyin' solo C#m F#7 Who you think that you know A9 B Michael in the bathroom by himself A9 B A9 B All by himself A9 B A9 B All by himself A9 B A9 B A9 B A9 B And all you know about me is my name Gm Awesome party B I'm so glad I came E