Ironic

C7M D6 11 C7M D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em An old man turned ninety-eight D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em He won the lottery and died the next day D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em It's a black fly in your chardonnay D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em It's a death row pardon two minutes to late D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em Isn't it ironic... don't you... think D G5 C G It's like rain D Em On your wedding day D G5 D Em It's a free ride when you've already paid D G5 D Em It's the good advice that you just didn't take F C/E D4(7/9) C D Who would've thought... it figures D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em Mr. play it safe was afraid to fly D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em And as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn't this nice..." D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em Isn't it ironic... don't you... think C7M D6(11) Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you C7M D6(11) When you think everything is okay and everything's going right C7M D6(11) And life has a funny way of helping you out when C7M You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up in your face D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em A traffic jam when you're already late D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em it's meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em Isn't it ironic... don't you... think D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em A little to ironic... don't you... think D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em A traffic jam when you're already late D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife D5/F# G5 D5/F# Em it's meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his beautiful wife