New Mistake

B Curtain opens, spot lights the gentleman B Signing his love letter best wishes Simpleton G#m F# G#m F# Dialog swam from his pen like polliwogs B He knew better that perfume was gravity B Pulling him closer to what could be tragedy G#m F# G#m F# Love is blind, deaf and dumb, but never mind G#m F# C# You better catch me when I fall D#m A#m D#7 I'm on my roller skates G#m D# F# C# 'Cause any ol' way that I fall E F# I land in your arms even though it's wrong G#m F# 'Cause I love my new mistake B Intermission gave way to a miracle B The birth of an accident grew to a spectacle E F# G#m F# That couldn't wait, the mother was three weeks late B So Father Mason, clutching his crucifix G#m E Baptized the baby in whiskey and licorice G#m F# G#m F# What a lovely way, drowning sins in tooth decay G#m F# C# Looks like our hero's gonna fall D#7 A#m D#7 The bough's about to break G#m G F# C# 'Cause any ol' way that I fall E F# I'll be in your arms as we lie awake G#m D#m With our lovely new mistake D G A Bm A 2x G#m F# C# You better catch me when I fall D#m7 D#7 My sugar trampoline G#m D# F# C# 'Cause any ol' way that I fall E F# I land in your arms even though it's wrong G#m F# 'Cause I love my new mistake B The ending turned tragic when many years later B7 E Em The baby had grown up and married a pop singer B C# I think it was her turn to make her first mistake E G# F# E F# E F# E Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall E G# F# E B E F# E Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall E G# F# E B E F# E Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall E G# F# E B E F# E Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall E G# F# E B E F# E Any ol' time at fall, any ol' way that I fall E G# F# E B Any ol' time at fall