12 Oz. Curls

C F I just got to raise this beer and make a toast G C G I got fired to day, now lets get comatose C F Well babe it's ok, we'll have time to get in shape G C Down at jims bar and grill lifting weights, C F Doing 12 ounce curls i ain't lazy G C It's the exercise that satisifies my mind C F Got the weight of the world drivin me crazy G C I'm taking it away, 12 ounces at a time Oh I need to improve myself I'm askin you please to have patience We may need to seek some professional help Down at the Detox and Rehabilitation Doin' those: G C Forty's fine, Sixteen's good enough D G Well I just want 12 ounces at a time that won't run out F C As long as there's enough for all of you and all of me D G When this place runs out well, we'll call it history