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Faug F#aug Faug F#aug On my way home Faug F#aug Police car pulled me over E5 E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 After they left, I puttered out of gas E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 AAA came, but my card was expired E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted E5 Em/G E5 Em/G They put cold things in my butt E5 Em/G E5 Em/G They sampled a bit of my DN.A E5 Em/G E5 Em/G They left me on top of my sheets E5 Em/G E5 Em/G I dreamt I went potty, then woke up drenched in me BMaj7 This day sucked the hardest ever B F# G Em A B F# G Em A I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today B F# G Em A B F# G Em D A little bit less than nothing would go my way Em E5 Em/G E5 Em/G I got up to toss my soiled sheets E5 Em/G E5 Em/G The hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe E5 Em/G E5 Em/G It was then that I sensed the irony (burning me) E5 Em/G E5 Em/G Then I heard the voice say E5 E/G E5 E/G "Come sail aboard the S.S. Nepenthe" BMaj7 I suppose I'm to blame B F# G Em A B F# G Em A I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today B F# G Em A B F# G Em D A little bit less than nothing would go my way Em Faug F#aug Faug F#aug Thank goodness Faug F#aug For bathtubs and suds E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his AAA fee E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 In actuality, I let the zetas probe me E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 Yesterday was all my fault E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 I let negativity get the better of me E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds E5 F#5 C5 F#5 E5 F#5 E5 They temporarily set free this quandary Em B F# G Em A B F# G Em A I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today B F# G Em A B F# G Em D A little bit less than nothing would go my way B F# G Em A B F# G Em A I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today B F# G Em A B F# G Em D A little bit less than nothing would go my way