There Aint Half Been Some Clever Bastards

Cmaj7 Bm7 Am7 G D7 (2x), Daug G D7 C D7 G E7 A7 D7 Noel Coward was a charmer, as a writer, he was brahma. G D7 C D7 G Velvet jackets and py-jamas, the gay di-vorce, and other dramas. Ab7 A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders), A7 D There ain't half been some clever bas-tards. D D/B D/A G, Daug G D7 Van Gough did some eyeball pleasers, C D7 G E7 A7 D7 He must have been a pencil squeezer. G D7 C D7 G He didn't do the Mona Lisa; that was an Italian geezer. Ab7 A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders), A7 D There ain't half been some clever bas-tards. D D/B D/A G, Daug G D7 Einstein can't be classed as witless; C D7 G E7 A7 D7 He claimed atoms were the littlest. G D7 C D7 G When you did a bit of splittemness; frighten everybody shitless. Ab7 A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, Cmaj7 Bm7 Am7 G D7 Probably got help from their mum, (who had help from her mum). Ab7 A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, Cmaj7 Bm7 Am7 G D7 Now that we've had some, let's hope that there's lots more to come. Chorus 4: Ab7 A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders), A7 D There ain't half been some clever bas-tards. D D/B D/A G, Daug G D7 Okey-dokey! C D7 Oh! G E7 A7 D7 Se-govia. G D7 Da-laa la-laa da-daa da-lee, C D7 G De dump di dump, de dump-dump-diddle lum-lee. Chorus 5: Ab7 A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders), A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders). A7 There ain't half been some clever bastards, D (Lucky bleeders, lucky bleeders), A7 There ain't half been some clever... bastards! CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Cmaj7 Bm7 Am7 G D7 Daug C EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 3x2000 2x4232 x02013 320003 xx0212 xx3x32 3x0210 E7 A7 Ab7 D D/B D/A EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE 020100 x02223 464544 xx0232 2x0230 x00230