Raccoon Song

C C F You might think its weird I'm a raccoon A# F C I don't think its weird at all F Raccoons are the most adaptable animals G F C You might even see one at the mall C F We're fuffing around your backyard at night A# F C We're taking over japan F G A# C Three raccoons in a trench coat could easily pass as a hideous man G A# C Could easily pass as a hideous man G A# C Could easily pass as a hideous, nonvocal, strange-smelling man F G A group of raccoons is called a "Death squad" A# C A hundred raccoons is too many raccoons F G A motel full of raccoons is called a "Fluff box" C But one raccoon is just called a raccoon C One raccoon is just called a raccoon C One raccoon is just called a raccoon C F One day there might be a raccoon president A# F C And then what would you say? C F They'd be like: "raccoon noises" G A# C And solve all the world's problems in one day C F A# F C There are no raccoons on the moon 'cause they would have chewed a hole through the side C F G F C There were no raccoons on the Titanic cause they knew it would sink and die A# F C Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right A# F C Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right A# F C Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right (single strum) A# F C Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right (Ba Ba Ba vocals) C F A# F C C F G C