Dont Eat Your Weed

D Moving down the road D You’re driving pretty slow D Cuz you got some marijuana on you. D You really love pot D And it’s not a whole lot D Just an ounce, or maybe 2. D G UH-OH – red and blues, G They’re flashing In your rear-view, G D You pull off to the shoulder…. D A (Please Don’t’) Eat Your Weed, A G ‘Cuz It’s Only a Class B, G D Misdemeanor D You get a little manic, D And then you start to panic, D Cuz You’ve never been in trouble before. D As the officer approaches, D You try to eat your roaches, D And you throw your weed out the door. D G OH NO the cop sees you, G Cuz that’s what he’s trained to do, G D And now you’re in Big trouble D A (Oh Please Don’t’) Eat Your Weed, A G ‘Cuz It’s Only a Class B, G D Misdemeanor G DON’T TURN A CLASS B, G INTO A FELONY, G D BY TAMPERING WITH EVIDENCE G DON’T BE A DUMBASS G DON’T DESTROY YOUR STASH G D DON’T EAT YOUR WEED D Tampering with Evidence, D Doesn’t make any sense, D Let the cops find your weed, (less than 2 oz) D There’s a kind of probation, D Called deferred adjudication D And there’s lots of other ways to plead D G It’s just a misdemeanor G You can hire a cleaner, G D To get it off your record. D A (Oh Please Don’t’) Eat Your Weed, A G ‘Cuz It’s Only a Class B, G D Misdemeanor D A (Yeah Please Don’t’) Eat Your Weed, spoken G Anything Less than a quarter pound is STILL not a Felony G D But you couldn’t eat that much weed.