Little Howards Unpleasant Lullaby

C E F G F G F G C C E Sleep you tight my darling F G hope sweet dreams are on their way F G and the bed bugs keep at bay F G and you do not have to slay F G F G C any big ones whove mutated to the size of cats and dogs. C E F G Hope the bed bugs dont have talons and great teeth to bite your legs, F G drain your marrow to the dregs F G F G C but im sure they wont attack you if you lie here very still. C E I've checked the bed for monsters F G there are several underneath F G and theyre sharpening their teeth F G F G N.C. after gorging on the carcass of a boy who bothered grownups... C E F G He went like a lamb to slaughter all for just one glass of water F G F G C but youre safe for now because theres still a quarter of him left. F G C C Cmaj7 C7 See that shadow hanging by the door? F G C It could be a dressing gown or nothing more, F G C but its the rotting corpse of zombie jim F G F G C and I'd pity any little child who tried to get past him. F G C C Cmaj7 C7 Heaven knows I miss you when you sleep, F G C but the devil knows the company I keep. F G C While youre up here safely in your bed F G F G C I'll be downstairs with a thousand witches dancing with the dead. C E F G F G F G C