Game Show

C F C You dear momma bound up by a chain C F C Wrapped up all-around your tiny waist C Em F The other ends tied up to a telephone pole F Em G C Got nobody left to call, stuck at the old game show C F C A local goddess never tells the truth C F C Striking fast the movements stays loose C Em F Reminisce the glory days of a time long ago F Em G C She spins the wheel in stiletto heels on the old game show C F C There's a man who claims he's a Gemini C F C He's six foot six he's bigger than you and I C Em F He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but he does have a throne F Em G C He won the world and he won the girl on the old game show C F C Mommas in the kitchen cookin' up a batch of sexy lays C F C I know that she loves me but she hate my charmin' way C F G C But she never went to college, so she's got an awful lot to say C F C So please flip the switch before we leave C F C And nothing here is left to my mystery C Em F F Tried to forget what happened here and all the things you know F Em G C The lights go down and the curtains close on the old game show