Hello Five O

G G C D G Five men in the car down at the local bar, I been drinkin' with my friends G C D G Seein' double and you knew it'd be trouble, I was drivin' home drunk again C G I sped right by a patrol car and I prayed he'd let me pass C Em D G Seen him in the mirror 'fore I got far, and I seen them cherries flash G D Hello Five O, How you doin', sir? D G How fast was I goin'? Sorry I ain't sure G C But here's my license And my insurance card G Em A7 D G E (key change) No Five O, I'm just drivin' home I ain't comin' back from the bar A D E A He looked down at my license and then he looked me in the eye A D E A By the smell of booze, Lord I knew he knew it, I was caught up in a lie D A Well he walked back to his patrol car and I thought I'd make a run D F#m E A But he's right there standin' before I could start He said, "Step out of that vehicle son" A E Hello Five O, You wanna breathalyze me? E A Want me to take a deep breath, yeah? And blow in that machine? A D Well here goes nothin'! What's the meter say? A F#m B7 E A No Five O, it just can't be so, there's no way I blew a point two eight D A Well he reached down for his handcuffs, Then he looked at me with a grin D B7 E A Said son, don't even think of gettin' tough, I'm gonna haul you in A E F*** you, Five O The act's over now E A I'll say what I want to, I'm screwed anyhow A D I'm gonna lose my license and my right to drive A F#m B7 E A So f*** you, Five O and the highway patrol for this here DUI (Hawaii Five-O melody)