I Want A Velociraptor For Christmas

F C F F I want a velociraptor for Christmas C Only a velociraptor will do C Don't want a Gila monster C Or stinky turkey vulture G G7 C I want a velociraptor to play with and to culture F I want a velociraptor for Christmas C I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you C Though he really shouldn't use C A dirty chimney flue G G7 C It's safer through the front door and will scare the neighbors too F Bb I can see me now on Christmas morning F Bb Creeping down the stairs C Oh, what joy and what surprise F When I open up my eyes G C D C And later there's running and, um... screaming F I want a velociraptor for Christmas C Only a velociraptor will do C No pteranodon C No buitriraptoruses G C I only like velociraptoruses G C F C And velociraptoruses like me too F C C Mom says a raptor C Would eat me up but then G G7 C Teacher says that raptors won't hunt when they're not hungry F C C There's lots of room for him C In our two car garage G I'd wash him there G7 And feed him there C And then teach him dressage F Bb I can see me now on Christmas morning F Bb Creeping down the stairs C Oh, what joy and what surprise F When I open up my eyes G C D C And later there's running and, um... screaming F I want a velociraptor for Christmas C Only a velociraptor will do C No pteranodon C No buitriraptoruses G G7 C I only like velociraptoruses G C F D G7 F And velociraptoruses like me too