Hairy Christmas

G D C 2x G D C G D C Santa's sleigh might fly right on past with all the camouflage around this place G D C So we bought every string of lights Wal-Mart had G D C Now he can see the house from outer space Em A C D Shot down some ducks and some mistletoe a lot of love and a pot of gumbo G D C G D C Hunt you down a Christmas tree thank God mama's cookin' is free G D C D D7 Round up your redneck family and watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer G D C G D A Like Jesus and Santa Claus we got love behind these beards C D G (intro) Wishin' you a hairy Christmas and a happy, happy, happy New Year G D C G D C Buy the kids a big trampoline everybody gets a new shotgun G D C We're a camel short of a manger scene G D C but there's a guy in Texas who'll rent us one Em A C D Duck season and holiday cheer there's nothing like this time of year Repeat Chorus D C G We got the pig, got the turkey, got the chicken, D C G D7 got the duck Miss Kay's in the kitchen, gonna light it up G D C G D C So, hunt you down a Christmas tree and blow it up on New Year's Eve G D C D D7 Round up your redneck family and watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer G D C G D A Like Jesus and Santa Claus we got love behind these beards C D G D C Wishin' you a hairy Christmas and a happy, happy, happy New Year G D C G D C G D C G D C D G Whoa whoa whoa, ho ho ho