One Bed Two Girls Three Bottles Of Wine

C G D G Sally was young C and from, Southern California G and drifting through D Middle Tennessee G I was bored and I told her C I'd never seen such beauty G She smiled and introduced me D G To her girlfriend Sandra Dee G I lied and I tried C My best to convince them G That I was the man D That they should have around G I'll be your boy, your toy C To torture, touch and teach me G So Sandra tied me up D G And Sally laid me down D G C One bed, two girls and three bottles of wine G D While I’m a-kissing hers, the other’s loving mine G C If the Devil is a-watching, he thinks I’m doing fine C G D G One bed, two girls, three bottles of wine C G D G D G Oh no, who’s kissing on my toe D G Oh wee someone’s chewing on my knee C G Oh my, what’s that on my thigh D G Oh flip, they’re playing with my... (Key change) A The grooves, the moves D I had the whole thing going A B For 5 minutes I was king of all I see A D And then the end came sooner than expected Talking section N.C. (Sure, laugh about it. It couldn’t happen to you) D A So I laid on the sidelines D A Just wishing I had done better D A Or perhaps not drank as much Jagermeister D A Or maybe taken a Viagra D Or perhaps paid more attention to adult movies when I was younger so I’d better know how to handle A Such a unique situation D But I didn’t do any of those things D I just laid there A In the shadows D As they continued without me A D One bed, two girls and three bottles of wine A E While I’m a-kissing hers, the other’s loving mine A D If the Devil is a-watching, he thinks I’m doing fine D A E D One bed, two girls, three bottles of wine C A E D One bed, two girls, three bottles of wine C A E D