Happy Hour

D G A D D G A D E ------- B ------- G ------- D -----0- A -0-2--- E ------- D G I had just gotten free from my J-O-B A D So I took myself down to the bar D G Well from six to seven, it's a working folk's heaven A D Half price shots and beer in a jar D G Well you better get to tasting, son, time is a a-wasting A D That's what that bar keep said D G Seems I've barely gotten started 'fore that hour departed A D These thoughts a-came to my head G D Why do mommas always worry A D Why don't payday come on time? G D How come agave tequila tastes A So much better with salt and lime G D My sunset's so romantic A D Oh where have all the heroes gone G D How come the world just makes more sense A N.C. When I hear a country song G A And why can't stopping time D G Be my superpower D And who says happy A D Only gets to last an hour D G It takes more than a sign on the window to define A D How long we all get to thrive D G And I'll never surrender, time pushing bartender A D I aim for happy morning, noon, and night D G Yeah, you better be believing we can keep this feeling A D Rolling on past last call D G And it may be semantic but I'm a ballroom romantic A D With some questions for you all G D Like why can't dogs have conversations A D Why don't money grow on trees G D And how come it always feels so good A To sit down on my favorite beach G D Does thunder mean God's angry A D Does the first kiss mean it's true G D Now why don't we all just ask ourselves A N.C. What would Willie do G A And why can't stopping time D G Be my superpower D And who says happy A D Only gets to last an hour G A Well let's get higher than Spider-Man D G G G G Swinging on the Eiffel Tower D A D G And who says happy only gets to last an hour D A D D Who says happy only gets to last an hour