Lauras Gone

A Right, so Laura's gone D So Laura's gone? A Yeah, Laura's gone D Where's she gone? D A In the Tory part of Chester F#m E Sits a man on his own D A Although Rowey Bags is with him F#m E He's always scrolling on his phone D A He used to live a happy life F#m E Domestic bliss, or so it seemed D A 'Til his wife met a man named Leroy F#m E Who convinced her to up and leave A D A D Laura's gone, Laura's gone F#m E Moved to Mozambique, taking the kids D Now Dan's stuck in Runcorn with the lids A D 'cause Laura's gone D A Another man by the name of Chessington F#m E Swept Mrs N off her feet D A Offered her the finest riches F#m E And all the fast passes you could need D A No one knows what will happen to Dan now F#m E We don't know if he can take the pain D A Everyone knows he's a party animal F#m E With a predilection for cocaine A D A D Laura's gone, Laura's gone F#m E Moved to Chessington, taking the kids D Now Dan's stuck in Runcorn with the lids A D A 'cause Laura's gone (oh she's gone) D A D F#m E D A D A D A D Laura's gone, Laura's gone F#m E Moved to Chessington, taking the kids D Now Dan's stuck in Runcorn with the lids A D A D 'cause Laura's gone, Laura's gone (she's gone, she's gone, she's gone) A D Laura's gone (she ain't getting no child support from me) A Laura's gone (Merry Christmas innit)